Okay, this is something that happened to me, and it makes me laugh so much. Anyway, here's what happened:
So, no shit there I was, home alone like two days ago and I was just typing away on this story I'm working on when the door bell rings. Deciding not to be a lazy mofo, I get up and answer. It was these two Mormons or something like that and they handed me a little pamphlet and the bigger of the two was all like "Hi! This is a pamphlet about our convention up in Tucson!" Then she went into this thing about God, the end of the world, and the convention and stuff, while I listened politely.
Here's something you need to know. I was wearing